I know, I’m sorry but I have been extreamely busy and tired and could not bring myself to sit in front of the computer in that uncomfortable chair so I watched a movie instead. I let her pick one out of her collection. You would think I know better by now. Although I know why she did, it’s got a video/virtual reality game story mixed in there and she knows I like ‘stuff like that’.

So we watched eXistenZ. The story is, well they are supposed to be in some virtual reality game or something. I honestly don’t really know as I was laughing to hard at everything. Jude Law’s horrible acting. The gun made out of bones that fires teeth. The horribly corny dialog. The un-called-for sexual stuff that just got thrown in there.

But it is entertaining as it is very different. Everyone will find something that they really like, or at least will have a good time watching how bad the movie is. Keep an eye out for the cell phone Jude Law carries around. Actually, it’s called a pink phone. Why, well it looks like a glowing penis. No buttons, no screeen. Just a glowing penis that you talk into. Now that is genius.

This movie gets one thumb almost up, as at least you will find it funny, but not in the way they meant it.