Like a man in Altered Beast once said: rise from your grave(s). If you’re reading this, then it means you’re still checking CIWW on a pretty regular basis and have surely noticed the lack of updates and/or breasts, depending on what you come for. Possibly both, but more likely the latter.

Well, don’t despair. The J-man has handed over a set of spare keys to yours truly, Mr. Dan Scog. You might be familiar with my work on RetroJunk.com…well, okay, no you won’t, but rest assured, I’m a experienced professional.

Did I say professional? I meant unemployed freelancer.

That is to say, I’m not getting paid by any of the companies that makes these games, gadgets, or breasts so you can expect my 100% honest opinion on everything I write. No matter how wrong it is, you can rest assured that it’s not influenced by anything other than my own idiocy.

Now that I’ve taken the CIWW oath, you can look forward to being disappointed on a regular basis by my uncensored musings and new stream of updates in the very near future. And I’m sure J himself will be chiming in again before you know it. Until then, you know where to stick them.

-DS